I'm not generally a fan of the "worst of the year" category in film polls, since there's no honest way to respond. "Movie I hated most" would be more accurate, since the worst are almost invariably not worth commenting on. But when Vulture asked for my vote, I couldn't resist the chance to take one final shot at Tim Burton's abysmal Alice in Wonderland. My colleagues had some similarly seething resentments to get off their chests, and while I don't agree with all of them (I, uh, kinda liked Predators), there are some particularly sharp and well-deserved brickbats thrown. Consider yourself lucky the fewer you've seen.